Random thought exchange
Ok… so I finally caved in and tried the MyHeritage celebrity look-a-like thing. It’s pretty neat how they set it up to find the faces in the pictures and then figure it out… you should try it…
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The secret society of the GNU!
Got this in an e-mail… thought I would share it.. 
- Men are NOT mind readers.
- Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl.
- If it’s up, put it down.
- We need it up, you need it down.
- You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
- Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
- Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
- Crying is blackmail.
- Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
- Subtle hints do not work!
- Strong hints do not work!
- Obvious hints do not work!
- Just say it!
- Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
- Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
- Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
- If you won’t dress like the Victoria ‘s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
- If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
- If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one
- You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
- Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
- Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
- ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color . Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
- If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
- If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
- If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
- When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…Really.
- Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
- You have enough clothes.
- You have too many shoes.
- I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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So he can’t spell properly! At least I don’t have sequence on a hat! TAKE THAT MAGGOT! hahahaha
Do I need to say anything else?
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We’ve launched the RHL.
Membership is currently free…
If there are enough people interested, we’ll do up jerseys…
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So we’ve been talking about playing road hockey during lunch for a few weeks now. Today was the day we were going to do it.
4 of us headed out with a recycling bin and a milk crate (our 2 nets), a tennis ball, and 4 sticks. 2 more joined in about 2-3 minutes later – they had to make it down from their offices.
I figured it would be about 10-minutes until security was able to make it down to tell us to leave. Needless to say, I wasn’t all that far off with my time estimate. Just under 10-minutes, and he was out there. Something about liability and cars. We were playing in the shipping and receiving area.
Anyways, we’re going to try it again on Monday… I’ll keep you posted with what’s going on then…
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We’re trying to figure out what the GNU acronym stands for. From what I’ve found, it’s GNU’s Not Unix – but that still doesn’t explain what GNU is.
I know that the GNU project is based on the open-source code of conduct, but that’s just the definition.
The best we’ve been able to come up with is “Geeks/Nerds – UNITED!”
What can you come up with?
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