Random thought exchange

With the new Simpsons movie coming out this week, I figured I would give this a shot.

If you want to create your own, head over to the Simpsons movie website and click on Create your Simpsons avatar.

That’s right. I’m going to try to start a revolutionary comeback for the homeboy Snow.

After all – he deserves it!

Whats up man! hey yo whats up!
Yeah whats goin on here.
Sick an tired of five-oh runnin up on the block here.
You know what Im sayin?
Yo snow, they came around here lookin for you the other day.
Word? word! bust it!

Chorus
Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down.
Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down.

Police them come an now they blow down me door,
One him come crawl through, through my window,
So then they put me in the back the car at the station,
From that point on me reach my destination,
When the destination reached, it was the east detention, where them
Whipped down me pants, looked up me bottom, so

Chorus

Bigger they are they think they have more power,
Theyre on the phone me say that on (every) hour,
Me for want to use it once an now me call me lover,
Lover who Ill be callin is the one tammy,
An me love her in me heart down to my belly,
Yes me daddy me snow me I feel cool an deadly,
As the one mc shan an the one daddy snow,
Together we-a loveem as a tor-na-do.

Chorus

Listen for me, you better listen for me now.
Listen for me, you better listen for me now.
When me rockin the microphone me rock it steady,
Yes sir, daddy me snow me are the article done.
But in the in an the out of a dance them they say where you come from,
People them say you come from jamaica,
But me born an raised in the ghetto thats the one I want you to know,
Pure black people mon thats all I mon know.
Yeah me shoes are tear up an me toes used to show,
Where me born in on the one toronto, so

Chorus

Come with a nice young lady. intelligent,
Yes shes gentle an irie.
Everywhere me go, me never left her at all.
Yes, its daddy snow me are the roam dance mon.
Roam between a dancin in a in a nation-a.
You never know say daddy me snow me are the boom shakata.
Me never lay-a down flat in that one cardboard box.
Yes say me daddy me snow me Ill go reachin at the top, so…

Chorus

Why would he?

Me sittin round cool with my dibbie dibbie girl,
Police knock my door,
Lick up my pal,
Rough me up an I cant do a thing
Pick up my line, when my telephone ring.
Take me to the station,
Black up my hands.
Trail me down, cuz Im hangin with the snowman,
What Im gonna do,
Im backed an Im trapped,
Slap me in the face an took all o my gap.
They have no clues an they wanna get warmer,
But shan wont turn informer!

Chorus

Ok… so I finally caved in and tried the MyHeritage celebrity look-a-like thing. It’s pretty neat how they set it up to find the faces in the pictures and then figure it out… you should try it…

Got this in an e-mail… thought I would share it..

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat.
   You’re a big girl.
• If it’s up, put it down.
• We need it up, you need it down.
• You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
5. Crying is blackmail.
6. Ask for what you want.
   Let us be clear on this one:
   • Subtle hints do not work!
   • Strong hints do not work!
   • Obvious hints do not work!
   • Just say it!
7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
8. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
11. If you won’t dress like the Victoria ’s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
12. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the  other one
14. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color . Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
20. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…Really.
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
23. You have enough clothes.
24. You have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

My brush with fame – in the “cobra clutch”. Yes folks! This is Sgt. Slaughter from the good ‘ol days of the WWF (now the WWE).

So he can’t spell properly! At least I don’t have sequence on a hat! TAKE THAT MAGGOT! hahahaha

Do I need to say anything else?

We’ve launched the RHL.

Membership is currently free…

If there are enough people interested, we’ll do  up jerseys…

So we’ve been talking about playing road hockey during lunch for a few weeks now. Today was the day we were going to do it.

4 of us headed out with a recycling bin and a milk crate (our 2 nets), a tennis ball, and 4 sticks. 2 more joined in about 2-3 minutes later – they had to make it down from their offices.

I figured it would be about 10-minutes until security was able to make it down to tell us to leave. Needless to say, I wasn’t all that far off with my time estimate. Just under 10-minutes, and he was out there. Something about liability and cars. We were playing in the shipping and receiving area.

Anyways, we’re going to try it again on Monday…  I’ll keep you posted with what’s going on then…

“They” say that you are what you eat… and Carol has taken a liking to calling Justin and myself “Nerds”. Why? Because we actually know what we’re doing with computers and technology.

We’ve fixed her computer, speaker system, and entertainment system.

So what did she do?  She bought us NERDS!!! I haven’t had these things in years… mmm…

We’re trying to figure out what the GNU acronym stands for. From what I’ve found, it’s GNU’s Not Unix – but that still doesn’t explain what GNU is.

I know that the GNU project is based on the open-source code of conduct, but that’s just the definition.

The best we’ve been able to come up with is “Geeks/Nerds – UNITED!”

What can you come up with?

Well, we’re trying to find out long lost brother – Sean.  John, Don and I are having a hard time…

We’ve seen him on Saturday Night Live (SNL). (watch the google video)

We’ve also found him at this site

If you see our long lost brother, please be in touch!

Good stuff all around!

Thanks again Rose!

http://www.oooooouch.com/

What?

Check it out – check out the music video too!

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

Thanks Rosalee for passing it along!