Random thought exchange

Got the new car!
03.17.2007
News

Well… I picked it up on Thursday. I love it! It’s totally awesome…

Here’s a picture of it..

2007 Audi A4 2.0t Avant Quattro
Audi A4 2.0T Avant Quattro

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Men’s 25 rules for women.
03.09.2007
Play

Got this in an e-mail… thought I would share it.. :)

  1. Men are NOT mind readers.
  2. Learn to work the toilet seat.
    You’re a big girl.
    • If it’s up, put it down.
    • We need it up, you need it down.
    • You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
  3. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
  4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
  5. Crying is blackmail.
  6. Ask for what you want.
    Let us be clear on this one:

    • Subtle hints do not work!
    • Strong hints do not work!
    • Obvious hints do not work!
    • Just say it!
  7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
  8. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
  9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
  10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
  11. If you won’t dress like the Victoria ‘s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
  12. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
  13. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the  other one
  14. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
  15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
  16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
  17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color . Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
  18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
  19. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
  20. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
  21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…Really.
  22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
  23. You have enough clothes.
  24. You have too many shoes.
  25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

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Is Apple scared of Microsoft?
03.06.2007
Technology

Despite what Steve Jobs announced shortly after the debut of the iPhone – is a partnership with Microsoft.

Based on what I just saw on the Apple site, it seems that they’re fighting back against the Vista advertising.

Take a look at the screen shot of the Apple site.

Apple fights back at Microsoft.

They look like they’re enjoying their new-found friendship – seen here laughing and ‘enjoying’ eachother’s company at the WSJ conference dinner.

Jobs and Gates 1
Jobs and Gates 2
Jobs and Gates 3

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Eagles lace up for the playoffs!
03.06.2007
Sports

Tonight is the start of 6 weeks for hockey playoffs. The Pavilion Eagles will lace up for their first game at 10 p.m. tonight, and are excited about the opportunity and challenge that waits for them over the next 1.5 months.

Come on out to the game and cheer them on!

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Free Belkin TuneCommand AV for iPod Remote
03.05.2007
News, Technology

TuneCommand AV
The title says it all. For some unknown reason, Belkin is giving away free TuneCommand AV remotes for your iPod. All you need to do is sign up and your TuneCommand remote will be delivered shortly.

“TuneCommand AV lets you watch and listen to your iPod mobile digital device through your home-entertainment system, while you power and charge it through a docking station. Using the wireless remote control, you can roam as you play your tunes from virtually anywhere in your home. The remote uses wireless radio frequency (RF) technology and works from up to 120 feet away—perfect for distributed audio systems—regardless of barriers such as walls, ceilings, or windows.”

Who doesn’t love free stuff? Even if it is strictly for marketing purposes.

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New blog design
03.04.2007
News

Thought I’d give this a try. Let me know what you think…

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